After missing most of training camp with a sore hammy (and who didn't see that one coming, besides Cowboys ownership?), Terrell Owens has a broken finger. This will keep him out two to four weeks, including, most likely, the Cowboys' trip to Philadelphia on October 8th.
Considering the Eagles' magnificent choke job on Sunday and the resultant bad news about Jevon Kearse, this may be the only thing fending off mass suicide in South Philly tonight.
Addendum: Apparently, three screws were placed in the finger to stabilize the break. No word on how many of those screws were loose.