Monday, December 09, 2013

The 10 million dollar beard

Is this beard worth 10 million dollars?

The LA Dodgers seem to think so.

There are no bad one year deals, so lets skip that wasteful conversation and get on with the real question:

What does Brian Wilson look like without his beard?

Before we answer that question, let's remember some other famous instances of facial hair:

Tom Selleck

The caterpillar under Selleck's nose parted thousands of gams. It's power was not to be underestimated.

Dan Haggerty (aka GRIZZLY F'ING ADAMS!)

This beard could tame grizzlies! It also introduced the term "Beardcast" to reflect Haggerty's lack of an on screen performance since.

ZZ TOP (aka The TOP aka That Lil 'Ol Band from Texas)

Once offered 1 million dollars to shave off their beards, ZZ Top has been rocking (and growing) those whiskers since 1969. When asked why they wouldn't take the money, they allegedly declined saying "We're too ugly without 'em!".

Which brings us back to the 10 million dollar beard

Brian Wilson, sans "The Beard"


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