Friday, February 15, 2013

Sportsthodoxy Guide to Ray Lewis and the Chelyabinsk Meteor

They're more similar than you thought
Chelyabinsk MeteorRay Lewis
Act of GodPawn of God. Really.
flattens the countrysideflattens quarterbacks
explosion audible for milesself-aggrandizement audible for miles
caught on dozens of camerasno witnesses
blows upblows up defensive schemes
breaks apart in the lower atmospherefalls apart when asked to cover tight ends
sets off car alarms in Chelyabinsksets off police scanners in Miami
cracks during descentexposes crack in postgame

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