Sportsthodoxy Guide to Ray Lewis and the Chelyabinsk Meteor

They're more similar than you thought

Chelyabinsk Meteor	Ray Lewis
Act of God	Pawn of God. Really.
flattens the countryside	flattens quarterbacks
explosion audible for miles	self-aggrandizement audible for miles
caught on dozens of cameras	no witnesses
blows up	blows up defensive schemes
breaks apart in the lower atmosphere	falls apart when asked to cover tight ends
sets off car alarms in Chelyabinsk	sets off police scanners in Miami
cracks during descent	exposes crack in postgame