"I didn't get it."
-Terrell Owens, discussing the text message of support and general bonhomie sent to him by Donovan McNabb. Truer words were never spoken...
"Temple couldn't score a touchdown on tall grass."
-Former East Carolina football coach and radio short-timer Steve Logan, analyzing Temple's then-current #4 national ranking in time of possession. In response, Temple football coach Al Golden recruited three weed-whackers and a riding mower for the O-line, but lost out on a pair of macrobiotic weed-chomping goats who are, I believe, headed to Rutgers.