Odds That Your Average NFL Fan:

• Knows the name of his team's 1st round draft pick: 3:2
• Knew the name of his team's 1st round draft pick 2 weeks ago 8:1
• Knows that "Barkevious Mingo" isn't a spell from Harry Potter: 5:2
• Knows the position of his team's 1st round draft pick: 3:1
• Knows the school his team's 1st round draft pick attended: 4:1
• Knows the school his team's 1st round draft pick attended if it wasn't Alabama or LSU: 6:1
• Know the name of the guy Mel Kiper said his favorite team was going to draft: 24:1
• Knows the name of the guy Todd McShay said his favorite team was going to draft: 30:1
• Will remember next week whom his team was supposed to draft according to the "experts": 60:1
• Knows if his team's first round pick has a degree: 35:1
• Cares if his team's first round pick has a degree: 543:1
• Knows his team's first round pick's major: 23432:1
• When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, had an answer: 14:1
• When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, quickly Googled and read a "Draft Scorecard": 3:1
• When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, quickly Googled and read a "Draft Scorecard", then kept looking until he found one that he liked: 4:1
• Wishes his team had drafted Barkevious Mingo: 6:1