Friday, April 26, 2013

Odds That Your Average NFL Fan:

  • Knows the name of his team's 1st round draft pick: 3:2
  • Knew the name of his team's 1st round draft pick 2 weeks ago 8:1
  • Knows that "Barkevious Mingo" isn't a spell from Harry Potter: 5:2
  • Knows the position of his team's 1st round draft pick: 3:1
  • Knows the school his team's 1st round draft pick attended: 4:1
  • Knows the school his team's 1st round draft pick attended if it wasn't Alabama or LSU: 6:1
  • Know the name of the guy Mel Kiper said his favorite team was going to draft: 24:1
  • Knows the name of the guy Todd McShay said his favorite team was going to draft: 30:1
  • Will remember next week whom his team was supposed to draft according to the "experts": 60:1
  • Knows if his team's first round pick has a degree: 35:1
  • Cares if his team's first round pick has a degree: 543:1
  • Knows his team's first round pick's major: 23432:1
  • When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, had an answer: 14:1
  • When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, quickly Googled and read a "Draft Scorecard": 3:1
  • When asked by a friend what he thought of his team's first round pick, quickly Googled and read a "Draft Scorecard", then kept looking until he found one that he liked: 4:1
  • Wishes his team had drafted Barkevious Mingo: 6:1

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