July 27th, 2008
I am so bummed.
July 28th, 2008
I cannot believe the nerve!
Do I look like that kind of quarterback to you? Do I, diary? I don’t think so.
I am so applying for reinstatement.
July 29th, 2008
Guess who’s re-in-sta-ted? Guess who’s re-instaaaaa-ted?
July 30th, 2008
So, ummm, I’m not, like reinstated? At least, not yet. ‘Cause Minnesota's Uncle Roger hasn’t read the letter or something, which makes me mad, because I used my best stationery and everything. You know, the one with picture of the pony on the envelope that smells like strawberries? I love strawberries. I wonder if they’ll have them at training camp.
August 1st, 2008
I woke up this morning and there was this weird noise outside. So I looked out my window, and there was
Then the police came and chased