"I'm not watching the Pro Bowl! It's an exhibition! It's not real football. It's guys trying not to get hurt, and it doesn't matter." - Every sports talk radio jock in the continental US, right before the Pro Bowl
"I can't wait for football. I know it's only the preseason and the starters are only going to play the first series, but hey, any football is worth watching, doncha think?" - Every sports talk radio jock in the continental US, right before exhibition season starts
The lesson of the Pro Bowl is this: Context is everything.