Sportsthodoxy Guide to the 2013 ESPN MNF Booth

With reports that Ray Lewis has signed a contract to be a part of the ESPN 2013 Monday Night Football broadcast team, we at Sportsthodoxy Central decided you might need some assistance telling the difference between Ray and current MNF color commentator Jon Gruden.

	Jon Gruden	Ray Lewis
Height	5'9"	6'1"
2000 AFC Championship	Lost	Won
Buseyfication	Looks suspiciously like Gary Busey	Acts suspiciously like Gary Busey
Super Bowl Rings	1	1
Children	3	6
Sainted Despite	...winning the Super Bowl with somebody else's team, against his old team, which was still using his old playbook	...maybe killing a couple of dudes
Enormity	head	ego
Hobbies	dancing with head coaching job offers	pregame fireworks dancing
Drink Every Time He Says	"They're running a cover-two, man-under"	"The bottom line is..."
Crazy	looks like a psychopathic toy	may have killed a couple of dudes