...in the company of the estimable Derek Zumsteg of USS Mariner: You can actually hear Raul Ibanez grunt "Grrr! Fire bad!" as he chugs around left field. I had never actually seen an outfielder faceplant into the fence chasing a ball on the ground before, but Ibanez managed it.
Any time Willie Bloomquist is possibly not the worst player in your starting lineup, you're in trouble.