Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear Yourself Saying In A Fantasy Baseball League

Levale Speigner: Not At All Asleep

1. “With that pitchers’ park, there’s going to be a lot of sleepers on the Nationals’ staff.”
2. “We’ve added fielding stats this year, so I’m glad I got Derek Jeter. He’s a Gold Glover, you know.”
3. “Pittsburgh’s not playing, so there goes the stat line for half my team.”
4. “I’m sure Houston will settle into a predictable outfield rotation soon.”
5. “If I can just hold on until Roger Clemens comes out of retirement, I’ll be fine.”
6. “He’s really the power in Seattle’s lineup.”
7. “I’m glad I got Jorge Julio. I needed another closer.”
8. “Prior, Harden, and Sheets have got to be healthy this year. They’re due.”
9. “Sure, he’s 43, but he’s a young 43.”
10. “Kansas City is a hitter’s park. I’m sure he’ll come around soon.”