On Distractions

We're going to take the low hanging fruit  here, but someone's got to do it.

In the short span of time since University of Missouri defensive end Michael Sam announced that he was gay, we've had the following NFL-related reports of, shall we say, socially unacceptable behavior.

Beast A La Mode

Not pictured: Matt Kemp, Marshawn Lynch

My fellow nerds, it is official. We have won.