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Friday, December 08, 2006
Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Next Nobel Prize Winner, Fiddling-With-Speaker-Wires Division...
...is the gentleman from Duke (?!? I know...) whose clearly superior and "mad" "leet" "skills" in the technological department "pown" "zors" your ass, as The Kids These Days say (or so I'm told). From Awful Announcing:
A student has figured out a way to mute Dickie V (and any ESPN talking head for that matter) by the push of a button.
Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair, or whatever. This, dear readers, is exactly what the discovery of fire was like.