Thursday, July 30, 2015

Kraft-to-English Translation

Roughly speaking, this is what Patriots owner Robert Kraft said in his epic meltdown over the NFL's decision to uphold Tom Brady's suspension:

"What the hell? I did my part and Roger was supposed to do his. I apologized and he was supposed to drop all the penalties. I am a very rich man and I am mad that I did not get exactly what I want. Did I mention I am rich? Roger, who works for me, is no longer my friend, and I am not inviting him to my birthday party, which will have a bounce house AND a slip'n'slide."

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