|This may or may not be FIFA HQ|
Which is ridiculous, when you think about it. Absolutely no one out there is in danger of forgetting that this is 2014, or that it's the FIFA World Cup. After all, it's on the name of the video game. Nobody's going to suddenly start thinking that it's the Harper Valley PTA World Cup. Or the Vinny's Sports Bar World Cup. Or the Motley Crue Presented by Dodge World Cup. We get it. It's soccer. Ergo, it's FIFA.
Look, FIFA, here's the deal. You're a deeply corrupt international organization with a billion dollars in the bank, a worldwide reach, and a monopolistic stranglehold on a sport so intense that countries will rewrite their laws to appease you. Shouldn't that be enough? Making those poor announcers chant "FIFA World Cup" endlessly - unless it's part of an eldritch rite to summon Cthulhu, which I'm not ruling out - is the sort of over-the-top super villain move that, if unchecked, will lead to secret volcano HQs, funny uniforms, and Sepp Blatter referring to himself as "Cobra Commander". And nobody wants that.
Actually, that's not true. Everyone wants that. If nothing else, it would be a little more honest.