Wednesday, July 04, 2012

He Is The Lord High Executioner

God bless Roger Goodell.

He has ruled to uphold the suspensions that he handed down under the rules he created under an appeals process he designed, spun by a marketing machine he controls. He's also suggested that in doing so, he's above the rule of law.

I, for one, am stunned. I also expect he's going to start wearing a crown to games, asking players to kiss his ring in exchange for reduced suspensions, and referring to himself as the kwisatz-haderach.

Okay, maybe not the last. He doesn't seem like much of a reader.
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