God bless Roger Goodell.
He has ruled to uphold the suspensions that he handed down under the rules he created under an appeals process he designed, spun by a marketing machine he controls. He's also suggested that in doing so, he's above the rule of law.
I, for one, am stunned. I also expect he's going to start wearing a crown to games, asking players to kiss his ring in exchange for reduced suspensions, and referring to himself as the kwisatz-haderach.
Okay, maybe not the last. He doesn't seem like much of a reader.