- St. Louis radio jock and ex-player Jack Clark goes on-air and claims that Albert Pujols' trainer told him Pujols shoots up with PEDs.
- Pujols' trainer says, "Wait a minute, I haven't talked with that guy in ten years and I never said that."
- Pujols says, "I'm suing you."
- The radio station that employs Clark and his partner fires both of them.
- Clark's partner makes some noise about how the radio station hung them out to dry,
End of story. Right?
Wrong.
