So week three of the ACC football season was-
ZOMG BOSTON COLLEGE BEAT USC! HOLY CRAP! THEY BEAT USC!
*ahem* As I was saying, week 3 offered some bad news for the conference that nearly was a lot worse. Leading things off, last week's hero, VT, who-
I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE IT! BOSTON FREAKING COLLEGE BEAT USC! GO EAGLES!
-who grabbed a quality win in Columbus last week to stake a claim to elite status instead laid an egg - Hokies can lay eggs, right? I'm still not quite sure what a Hokie is - at home against scrappy AAC East Carolina. ECU jumped out to an early-
WOOHOO! AND WE WERE ALL "WE'RE GONNA RUN THE BALL" AND USC WAS, LIKE NUH-UH, AND WE WERE LIKE, UH-HUH AND WE TOTALLY JUST RAN ALL OVER THEM!
Nevermind. VT got tripped up by a very good ECU team at a very bad time, just as national attention was once again focusing on Blacksburg. Then there was-
20 YARDS RUSHING FOR SOUTHERN CAL! TWENTY FREAKING YARDS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
So, moving on. Wake Forest laid an egg against Utah State, another team from a non-power conference. Wake Forest is looking an awful lot like it's crashing and burning, and it's hard to see where a win might come from this ye-
WOO! WE WERE TOTALLY PARTYING ON CLEVELAND CIRCLE!
Yes, yes. Meanwhile, Georgia Tech barely escaped a nasty Georgia Southern team. Pitt was down big against FIU - yes, the FIU. And newly arrived tough guy Louisville went down in flames against traditional bottom-dweller Virginia, taking some of the luster off the blowouts of Kansas, South Florida, and-
191 RUSHING YARDS FOR OUR QB! 191! THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE TIME WE BEAT NOTRE DAME ON THAT FIELD GOAL! BOSTON COLLEGE, REPRESENT!
You know what? Screw it. BC beat Southern Cal. And that's all that matters.