So this happened today:
Cowboys DB Orlando Scandrick got suspended 4 games for violating the NFL's performance-enhancing drugs policy. Scandrick tested positive for amphetamines, which he contritely claims got into his system because he took some bad ecstasy while on vacation in Mexico with an ex-girlfriend.
Let's stop here a minute and count up all the mind-blowing things in that statement:
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
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