Showing posts with label Biogenesis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Biogenesis. Show all posts

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Official Sportsthodoxy Position On the Alex Rodriguez Arbitration Hearing

Be it resolved that we at Sportsthodoxy feel that:

Alex Rodriguez storming out of his arbitration hearing may have been a product of genuine anger upon hearing that Commissioner Selig would not be compelled to testify, but his filmed radio appearance with Mike Francesca was bad amateur theater of the sort that would get laughed out of most 3-day LARPs;

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Who are the Biogenesis Thirteen?

So here's the list of players suspended on Monday by MLB for their part in the Biogenesis affair:


  • Alex Rodriguez
  • Nelson Cruz
  • Jhonny Peralta
  • Everth Cabrera
  • Antonio Bastardo
  • Jordanny Valdespin
  • Jesus Montero
  • Francisco Cervelli
  • Cesar Puello
  • Fernando Martinez
  • Sergio Escalona
  • Fautino De Los Santos
  • Jordan Norberto

If you're not a baseball fan, you've heard of one of these guys: A-Rod. If you're a casual fan, you may have heard of a couple more. Cruz was an All-Star this year, and has shown up on endless blooper reels for the way he played outfield in the World Series a couple of years ago. Peralta and Cabrera were also All-Stars, middle infielders with a bit of sock and a lot of speed, respectively. But one played in Detroit, where he was overshadowed by Miggy and Prince and Verlander, and the other played in San Diego, where no national reporter has dared set foot since Tony Gwynn retired. So, semi-famous at best.


Wednesday, June 05, 2013

An Open Letter To Baseball On the Bosch Deal

"So if A-Rod OPSes the same as a duck, he's made of wood"
Dear Baseball:

Please stop being so fucking stupid about the way you handle PEDs.