The Phillies have signed the Family Benson (it's a package deal, just ask Anna) to a contract so Kris can compete with Adam Eaton for the fifth starter's job. It's looking likely that Benson won't be ready for the start of the season, and since neither he nor Eaton can really pitch effectively out of the bullpen (OK, Eaton just doesn't look like he can pitch effectively anymore, period), that means that it's likely Benson will be headed to the Phil's AAA team in Allentown to get his arm strength back.
Anna.
In Allentown.
Someone get Billy Joel on the phone, stat!
1 comment:
well, it's hard to keep a good man down...
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